Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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