why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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