I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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