A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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