She is in my trunk
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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