I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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