I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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