Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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