? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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