And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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