Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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