the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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