in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i just google imaged poop.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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