I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
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