Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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