Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
