I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
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