Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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