I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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