Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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