i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Randomize
