Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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