I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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