he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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