I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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