I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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