I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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