im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
This is the high leading the old right now
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
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