Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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