i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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