Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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