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(937): View more from Ohio

Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.

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(936): View more from Texas

My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.

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(718): View more from New York

If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?

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(330): View more from Ohio

Used tampon in my purse. That from you?

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(571): View more from Virginia

i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things

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(734): View more from Michigan

They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Let me tell you the story of bicurious george

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(417): View more from Missouri

I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.

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