she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
