How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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