There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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