I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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