I think i peed on brittanys purse
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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