he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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