Tell her she can't have a vagina
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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