my vag is so smooth its legendary
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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