why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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