I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
