Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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