So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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