Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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