Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
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