You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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