ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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