I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
wow bdsm is so cute
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