Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
you win again, gameday.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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