He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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