TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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